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Fake Bureaucrat Gives Real Answers About Mandate from Departments of Justice and Education
In yesterday, Robert Shibley, Âé¶¹´«Ã½IOS's senior vice president, answered some of your most frequently asked questions about the shocking new mandate from the Departments of Justice and Education, writing as A. Fake Bureaucrat, a strong supporter of the federal mandate.
Mr. Bureaucrat is psyched about finally cracking down on sexual harassers like the , professors who assign , and nerds who want to go out on a date with you. If you're dubious, Mr. Bureaucrat wants you to know:
You're missing the best part! The new rules say your feelings about the date request don't have to be reasonable! Or, , "Whether conduct is objectively offensive is a factor used to determine if a hostile environment has been created, but it is not the standard to determine whether conduct was ‘unwelcome conduct of a sexual nature' and therefore constitutes ‘sexual harassment.'"
Whew, that's a relief. Check out the rest of the FAQ in , and don't forget to Mr. Bureaucrat's friends for their help!
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